#RockStarLife: Coffee Break
Prepare for an out-of-this-world coffee break with Drag Rockstar Zenobia Darling! 🚀✨
Join Zenobia Darling as he beams down from his glitter-coated UFO to deliver a punk-infused, drag alien-chic mix of paranormal takes, comedic gossip, and messy commentary. Get ready for irreverent spins on reality TV drama—think The Real Housewives and Ghost Adventures—served with Zenobia’s signature drag queen flair and otherworldly edge.
Whether flying solo or chatting with aspirational guests, Zenobia’s podcast covers everything from spine-tingling ghost stories and Cryptids sightings to Bravo TV’s most outrageous antics. His unique blend of paranormal intrigue, comedic intellect, and pop culture hilarity makes every episode a must-listen.
But it’s not all glitz and thrills. Zenobia also brings offbeat takes on current events, fresh perspectives on his famed #RockStarLife, and deep dives into paranormal phenomena. Enjoy candid coffee talk about pop culture, reality TV, art, and eerie happenings from Baltimore and beyond, with a spotlight on diverse creatives and the weird and wonderful.
Season Two is currently beaming down episodes every Thursday at 12am!!! 🌌👽
For more information on Zenobia Darling, check out www.ZenobiaDarlingCreative.com.
Darlings… I was ready to ghost this new era of Vanderpump Rules. The original cast was lightning in a bottle — toxic, iconic, spiritually unwell. You can’t summon that twice.Â
Then I watched the first five minutes of the Season 12 premiere…
And suddenly I was grabbing my mic like it was the last Pumptini on Earth.
In this episode, I live-react — in real time — to Season 12’s fresh batch of overly confident, chaotically delusional LA goons. I immediately identify the vortex of female dark chaos (spoiler: Natalie, with Kim hovering like an energetic attachment), followed by the usual roster of pretty-but-basic ”straight” men. I question how SUR is still open in 2025 after showcasing horrible waitstaff on tv for a decade, with a quick stroll through its tabloid history.Â
I break down the Two Types of VPR Viewers, unpack the hetero hellscape these people are stuck in and revel in the 5 a.m. rage calling followed by 10 am drinking, security footage fights, tone deaf music studio moments, and broken fourth wall — all the things that make VPR the greatest show ever while laughing non-stop at this mess.Â
If you want play-by-play chaos, psychic-level predictions, and the kind of sharp snark only a Vanderpump Rules Scholar and drag queen can deliver… grab your Pumptinis.
Come sip, scream, and bitch with me. Zenobia is clocked in!!
#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is on hiatus, darlings, but Season Three struts onto the scene in 2026—fierce, fabulous, and totally worth the wait. 🚀☕💄 In the meantime, Espresso Shots drop whenever I feel like it—no RSVP required, just pure chaos and caffeine.
All hail my glam gang sponsors: Odyssey Salon and Day Spa in Aberdeen, MD. 💅✨
